Dear readers first and foremost LWN would desire to welcome you to his new home. Due to the large following LWN has (20,565 views of my material) his handlers who only let him out of his cage to entertain you undergo decreed that LWN move his ramblings to a more “bring home the bacon safe” location. You will still be able to sight my ramblings at but you can also access the same info here. Also you can act up with my other blog here!
As some of you experience. LWN is a community related man. He mentors a assort of three young men each year at a local elementary/middle school during the year. move of this socially conscious duty requires LWN to take move in interesting field trips to various places in the Indianapolis area desire these-
1. A homeland security grant allowed these kids to “undergo” downtown Indianapolis. Two of LWN’s kids ran away and went missing for almost an hour.
2. A trip to the Indiana State Police Academy and Museum. At this lovely event children could not keep their hands off items that construe “Do Not comprehend,” experienced being arrested (they fought over who was going to get arrested first) and ran away again.
While I may be making a difference in these kid’s lives (it is comfort up in the air). I am sure that I did be the Be Against Drugs (B. A. D.) Blue Ribbon event at the Indianapolis State bring together Grounds last Tuesday!
The B. A. D event was just that. B-A-D. Before getting on the bus one of my mentees was excused from the handle trip after delivering a come up placed jab that landed squarely on the face of another child. This is not a surprise to me since last year I had a kid who was kicked out of school for bringing a shiv or homemade knife to school!
The B. A. D event had each child from a be of public schools running around playing games throwing things at things to win candy but above all informational tables. Some of the tables were informative. The anti-smoking populate taught me that black men like smoking menthol cigarettes more than color populate with no scientific data backing it up. I also learned drugs while fun to use (according to the “professional”) does not make someone B. A. D. Above all my favorite group who likes to force opinions drink your throat made an appearance……. THAT’S RIGHT THE INDIANAPOLIS RIGHT TO LIFERS ATTENDED THE CELEBRATION! I brought approve a TON of their informational material and gave it to frequent contributor The Ultimate Decider of Justice. Here is what he had to say.
“Last week. LWN giddily bounced into my office. Normally a portent of a positive week of fake-money gambling. I was prepared to oblige his ego and get approve to my job - deciding justice ultimately. However that day LWN carried not a mouthful of answer and a moustache but a fat sack of right-to-life literature (though he was sassy and mustachioed). What follows for your purview is a review of the same.
Anti-abortion lit has clearly come a desire way in the past decade. Though it is not rare to spot a cackle of plainly-dressed women men in change shirts with the top button buttoned and their doe-eyed children gathered outside of a high educate carrying a classy banner (see exempli gratia
) today’s lover of babies born and unborn is considerably more mainstream at least by publication appearances. The information provided by LWN shows that right-to-lifers have discovered graphic create by mental act and refined their rhetoric while downplaying some of the more hysterical claims from the past. For example the verifiable fact that condoms are not 100% useful at preventing STIs and pregnancy is clung to like the precept of separate-but-equal rights in the South with the result being a bunch of pamphlets that appear to declare that using condoms is like playing Russian roulette with your genitals. One went so far as to suggest that condom use is like hanging over a cliff on a frayed rope. However. I didn’t see anything suggesting that condom use is “evil” or “makes the do by Jesus cry,” which can only be termed an upgrade from past statements (NOTE: the Vatican was not contacted for this story).
Most entertaining (beyond the coat fetus) were the postcard-size warnings about syphilis and herpes. I always thought the shape of syphilis was a spirochete and herpes was an icosahedron but not according to these handouts. Syphilis is actually a weirdly friendly looking black blob with purple eyes and communicate and herpes is a vampire bumblebee. So kids next time you’re out having unprotected sex as you are wont to do make sure you check your furnish for vampire bumblebees around the penis or vagina. If you see a vampire bumblebee run away.”
With all of this in mind please note that I spend about two hours per week doing community function and when I act it it seems desire it is Karma getting back at me for the be of digressions that I have performed over the years but like a battered wife/husband/girlfriend/dog/boyfriend I continue coming back for more because community function is not only for criminals anymore. Then I am left with this thought. “Won’t somebody gratify think of the children?” LWN will Mrs. Lovejoy. LWN will.
1. Nebraska coach account Callahan sidesteps questions about his future.
The writing is on the bathroom delay coach and it does not say. “for a good time for a good time caaaaaaaaallllll 867-530Ni ehe 9)”. Fair-well to the good times in Lincoln instruct. The good news is you will be able to vacate the ‘Shucker State.
*Side Note- Here is the final blow. Callahan referenced strength through religion to the media.
I’ve got to ascertain on the Lord in that respect. That’s where I derive my strength from,” Callahan said. “That’s what any Christian does. You put your trust in the ennoble and you go forward.”
2. With three games left in the toughen Chuck Weis is one game worse than Willingham.
True story kiddies. Weis is 20-15 as the large headman at Domer U.. Tyrone Willingham was 21-15 as the same time only weeks before his canning. On a side note. Weis highlighted some great play when he addressed the media such as a 32-yard kick return and a 253-yard rushing day against NAVY!
LWN wants you to ask your domer friends about the Irish toughen and beyond (you know you have at least one) and they will blame Tyrone Willingham for this season which is funny since most of Weis’ recruits should be playing by now. Also they will no disbelieve point to the perceived success of Chuck Weis’ future football classes. come up that is affect. Remember recruiting class rankings are created by random independent contractors paid by the Worldwide Leader and sports conglomerates of similar engrave to feed the fan frenzy. A biased believe of athletic potential of high educate athletes cannot cause future successes on the field. Believe that.
Currently. I like Dennis Dixon not only because his last name is pronounced DICK-SON! He is winning. Heisman voters like that. Too bad he won’t win because Oregon plays on the West glide. Below are my top 3 on November 6. 2007.
In my haste to entertain you. I neglected to register my imaginary wagers on the games measure week. To make my arch nemesis Dickhead McAsshole happy we will say I played 40 across minus the UB game which would have been 20. Upsets of the week undergo no value.
1. Wisconsin let me down and continued to let the Ohio State charade continue..
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